While loading the car up this morning I slammed my pinky toe into the wheel of our lawn mower.
I'm talented like that.
When I doubled over in pain and tried my best not to mutter every curse word under the sun Addison decided to check up on me.
Addison: You ok Mom? What happened?
Mom: Oh, you know, just rammed my poor defenseless toe into the stationary lawn mower.
Addison: Ouch Mom, that sounds like it hurts.
Mom: Yup, just pay attention to where you're walking ok?
Addison: I always do that, maybe you should try that next time.