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Our family consists of Paul (aka Daddy or Daddy-Doo). He loves his little girls, wife and family more than anything in the world. Velvet (aka MaMa Velvet or Mommy). I'm a photographer and very happy stay at home Mom who can't get enough time with my little ones! Lily (aka Monster, Stinkerbutt and Sweet Pea). She's a very smart, talkative, opinionated and loving 9 year old! Addison (aka Addi-Doo, Addi Bo Baddy and Turkey Butt). She's 5, spunky, energetic, snuggly, and full of so much sass! Finally, we've got Scarlett (Munchkin Butt, Bo, and The Cheese Monster)! She's 3 years old and enjoys playing by herself, sneaking cheese, and playing pretend with everyone!

Monday, March 28, 2016

Thanks, But No Thanks!

 Everyone's talking about it.


Alright, so it's not EVERYONE.

It's definitely everyone in MY house though.

Lilyanna is at the school age now that they're talking about it in health.

Not in detail, but she comes home with questions and I of course answer them for her, because who truly wants to be unprepared for all that nonsense?!

Another great thing about having a curious 10 year old ask you about bodies in general is that she doesn't give a flying pigs butt about who's around and who can hear!

So as you can probably guess, Addison and Scarlett are both fully versed on puberty of the female nature now.

Yay for information!


I was on an outting last week with Addison and Scarlett to Marshall's with Aunt Lacey and Audrey.

We happened to lose the Turd Ferguson's down one of the many amazing aisle's there and Addison took the opportunity to tell me in a whisper that she never intends to do that puberty thing.

She's just gonna skip over that.

I had a good chuckle and let her know that she could put in a valiant effort, but that it finds all of us eventually.

Scarlett never picked up on the whisper portion of our body talk moment and started up her very own mantra mid store.


I'm leaving her home next time.