It's a very real thing.
The Terrible 2's.
I would like to offer up exhibit "A" as proof.
Exhibit "B": A small collection of terrible quotes and (if needed) there even worse translations...
Gib me yo ko-los. I need candy. = Give me your quarters. I need candy.
THE BABY MADE A STINKY DANGIT! = Mom and Dad... Scarlett has pooped in her pants and it is disgusting and unacceptable.
I need my yight-say-bo. Wanna fight?! = I need my lightsaber. Wanna fight?!
(The "Wanna fight?!" portion usually includes being wacked over the head WITH a lightsaber.)
yeave me a-yone. I coloring. = Leave me alone. I'm coloring.
Mama. You stop talking to me!
Mama. Don't see what I'm doing. Don't tell me no.
Sampson pooped in the yard!
I need chocolate. You find some for me.
Yeah Jackass! = Mom fail. It happens from time to time.
Those pictures are priceless. And as much as you don't WANT them to swear...it is kind of funny when they do.
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