Ever since Lily could talk I've told her that I won't let her leave my house looking like a hobo.
Needless to say my two oldest children now refer to themselves as hobos if they've left the house without a bath and a good hair brushing.
Case in point...
Addison told an actual hobo that she was a hobo while at the grocery store.
Oy.
So to clear matters up just a smidge I present before and after photos of my 'baby hobos'.
Before:
Slept in, drooled on, food covered, nose slimed onsie.
After:
Only slightly drooled on onsie.
Before:
Snotted on, fro'd out, food covered head.
After:
Curls tamed (for 5 minutes), clean face, slightly snotted on shirt.
Before:
Bed Head.
(If this is all I have to deal with I call it a 'kid win'!)
After:
Hair done and clothed!
I shall enjoy the next 5 minutes of this non hobo moment.
Cause there's a child tornado headed this way.
I can feel it.
